Folks, listen up, I've got something tremendous to tell you about. It's called Absolute. This is a fantastic fragrance, okay? And you won't believe it—it doesn't cost a fortune. It's a great deal, one of the best deals.
So, you spray this on, and it's like—wow—immediately you're hit with this incredible pineapple scent. It's like being in Mar-a-Lago, but in a bottle, okay? Tremendous.
Then it shifts, it really does. Gets a bit earthy, a bit woody. You go from being at the best beach resort to, I don't know, somewhere rugged and manly. It's a full experience, folks.
You're gonna love it. You wear this, and you're gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning.
Smells like Creed Aventus
SCENT NOTESTop Notes: Pineapple, Lime, Apple
Heart Notes: Birch, Oak Moss, Musk
Base Notes: Vanilla, Ambergris, Jasmine
Ethanol, Parfum, Geraniol, Citronellol, Citral, Linalool, Limonene, Water.